Hey ladies, listen up: Pot bellies are IN!
I know that this is old news for those in NYC, but it takes a while for fashion news to make it to us here in the Midwest. Luckily, I have been preparing for this trend for a while now. All my hard work paid off – I am going to be a GOD among men. Or, at least the skinny/fit ones. What a bunch of suckers, putting in all that hard work and not drinking tasty beer, unlike me. I have never been at the forefront of fashion until today.
Ok, enough writing for me. I need to go find me a nice big steak and a pitcher of beer. One at a time, ladies, one at a time!
